Great Moments in MSN History

[Desmona Eneas]

Don't feel like switching to my admin account, but figured we need one of these threads anyway! Post any snippets or excerpts from funny MSN conversations you have had!

[Silvia Winchester]

Asch says:
*Era?
   MEGATEN     says:
*HOLD ON
*HERE IS MY CURRENT THEORY
*Kiwi = Minx
Jume = Sinny
Bear = Someone random OR Varon OR Legare
Biyori = Abominable Snowman
*Or am I going insane?!

[wrath]

So I hit 'em in their dreams says:
bitches wouldn't know what to do with us.
they be all like OHSHI'
and we'd be like, yeah, yeah, we know, we know, get back to mining my petrol.
*petrolium jelly
Greed says:
LMAO
Bitches don't know about my magic.
So I hit 'em in their dreams says:
bitches DO NOT KNOW 'bout shit
Greed says:
lol
So I hit 'em in their dreams says:
other than kitchen cleaning and hygine
Greed says:
And baby making.
So I hit 'em in their dreams says:
that's all bitches got. we...we got dicks, and everyone knows the phallus is the ultimate symbol of male dominance.
because bitches can't dickslap someone.
Greed says:
Bitches can only take it like a bitch.
So I hit 'em in their dreams says:
ofc
wisdom.

[ÐISNEҰ]

Sporky says:
*Oh, yes, really. Mum went back to doing laundry and now I'm in the middle of making dinner~
мαѕqυєяα∂є! says:
*You cook? ;o
Sporky says:
*... Frozen pizza.
*<3

[Sunday Jameson]

Super Nateman! says:
"I feel like I just got bukkake'd with awesome." I know that feeling!


Love you, Nate!

[Sidius Crown]

2/3/2010 1:28:11 AM [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) GALLOWAY I do not speak your strange language, forgive me. When I googled "HACS" it gave me "Hawaii Aviation-Current Jobs" D:
2/3/2010 1:28:17 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) LOL.
2/3/2010 1:28:18 AM [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) GALLOWAY Have you spoken with them?
2/3/2010 1:28:28 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) Nowai.
2/3/2010 1:28:33 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) I'm too scared.
2/3/2010 1:28:40 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) .0.
2/3/2010 1:28:46 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) I have to do it perfectly.
2/3/2010 1:28:52 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) They are like Mews and shit.
2/3/2010 1:29:05 AM [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) GALLOWAY like a sneaky sneaky fox with a masterball
2/3/2010 1:29:12 AM [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) GALLOWAY you will get them before they know what happened?
2/3/2010 1:29:19 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) Hopefully.
2/3/2010 1:29:42 AM [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) GALLOWAY I wish you look in your journey.
2/3/2010 1:30:00 AM GALLOWAY [e-mail] (E-mail address not verified) I wish me look too.

From my IM logs, forgive me if it's too hard to read.

[Sunday Jameson]

Asch said (Yesterday at 8:51 PM):
I had some choco truffles
and my god, my face melted

Oh Asch, you always leave me the strangest messages.

[Justice]

IMMA LET YOU FINISH says:
- i have this feeling
- my girlfriend isn't having sex with me
- but shes having sex with my checkbook
- cuz she gets extra happy in bed when i buy her shit

[Anastasia Lacusta]

but BOHLAGAHNA!
SINNEH :3 how are you? (:
мαѕqυєяα∂є! STILL. D; NO ONE LIKES A DEBBIE DOWNER.
мαѕqυєяα∂є! LMFOA WERE YOU TRYING TO SPELL BALONGE?
SINNEH :3 no.
SINNEH :3 bolonga.
мαѕqυєяα∂є! -trying to pronounce that word but failing so hard at it.-
мαѕqυєяα∂є! OH EF THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT. <3
SINNEH :3 how ever its spelt.
мαѕqυєяα∂є! So then what's that?
мαѕqυєяα∂є! that blongaotahtaq-t word.
SINNEH :3 BO LAH GA NAH!
SINNEH :3 XD
мαѕqυєяα∂є! .......the eff is that.
SINNEH :3 Sound it out!
мαѕqυєяα∂є! I AM AND I AM SOUNDING RETARDED.
SINNEH :3 BOW - LA - GAH - NAH
мαѕqυєяα∂є! ...
мαѕqυєяα∂є! -NOT GETTING IT.-
мαѕqυєяα∂є! BOW LAH GAH NAH?
SINNEH :3 HAHAHAHA
мαѕqυєяα∂є! LMFAO.
мαѕqυєяα∂є! STOP MAKING ME SOUND IT OUT.
SINNEH :3 THATS HOW TO SOUND IT OUT!
мαѕqυєяα∂є! I SOUND STUPID.
SINNEH :3 XD
мαѕqυєяα∂є! XD
SINNEH :3 I AM STUPID./
SINNEH :3 so we're even?
мαѕqυєяα∂є! NEVAR. </3 D;

[Sunday Jameson]

Minx says:
I cannot say it enough...
*vomits*
Asch says:
*pelvic thrusts at the cascading vomit*
Minx says:
Yeah! *saucy wink*

God, we're hawt.

[Justice]

Camby on Justice:

you wouldn't last a minute on the creek says:
-Nnghh... your blank head is SEXY.

[Rath Smith]

I was pretty excited that I was quoted. But then,

JSN says: (5:57:04 AM)
:: PRESENTS AWARD FOR FUNNIEST QUOTE. ::
JSN says: (5:57:18 AM)
AND THE AWARD GOES TO....
JSN says: (5:57:22 AM)
CAMBY~!
you wouldn't last a minute on the creek says: (5:57:31 AM)
/cries, fanning face
you wouldn't last a minute on the creek says: (5:57:51 AM)
Oh my god! Oh my god, thank you! Oh my GOD. I WANT TO THANK GOD. AND YOU. THANK YOU. OH MY GO/combusts
JSN says: (5:57:55 AM)
:: KANYE JUMPS IN. ::
you wouldn't last a minute on the creek says: (5:57:59 AM)
D:
JSN says: (5:58:05 AM)
YO CAMBY I'MMA LET YOU FINISH.
JSN says: (5:58:14 AM)
BUT JUSTICE HAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME.
JSN says: (5:58:19 AM)
OF ALL TIME~!!
JSN says: (5:58:24 AM)
:: Shrugs. ::
JSN says: (5:58:29 AM)
:: Gets off stage. ::

[ÐISNEҰ]

Eiffel D. Bookmark says:
*Majorly bad timing.
*But at least there were giant robots!
*-thumbs up-
*I didn't really like Lelouch all that much anyways, he suffered from Kira syndrome in my opinion.
*Except he was better at the whole super secret plot for world domination thing than Light...Which is ironic.
*I blame the better than the Deathnote magical powers, and the giant robots.
*Giant robots make everything easier.
*Don't wanna go to school?
*Giant robot.
*Need a ride somewhere?
*Giant robot.
*Planning a terrorist attack on another country?
*GIANT ROBOT.
*It solves EVERYTHING.
*...Well okay, ALMOST everything.
мαѕqυєяα∂є! says:
*LMFAO.

[Sunday Jameson]

Asch says:
If I ever become Lelouch
I'll make sure to command you to slaughter them all
Minx says:
thank you
that is the greatest gift you can give me
Asch says:
and then we can engage in celebratory wincestness
Minx says:
hawt
Asch says:
I can't promise NOT to watersport on the dead bodies of said people
Minx says:
I'll allow it

[ÐISNEҰ]

you wouldn't last a minute on the creek says:
*Heeeeh. Event Manager. Well, thank you for believing I'm even
*halfway competent to do something like that.
*/tear
*I love you. D: I do.
мαѕqυєяα∂є! says:
*ilumoar bb. D;
you wouldn't last a minute on the creek says:
*/babies
мαѕqυєяα∂є! says:
*LMFAO. I loved how we went into the future like that.